Badge Surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple different women in a short period of time.
This word combines badge(slang for vagina) and channel surfing.
Alex has been doing a lot of badge surfing since he broke up with his ex.
Badge surfing is the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple woman in a short period of time.
Alex should probably go get checked after all that badge-surfing he’s been doing.
When you get your cell phone camera put the video on and flashlight and film what's in your floor vents you will be surprised what you find
My friend had $4.47 and a ring in her ductwork after I went Vent-Surfing st at her house
When a woman’s vagina smells like seafood, but looks like roast beef.
Person 1: So how’d it go with Janelle?
Person 2: It was alright I guess. I would’ve ate her out, but she had a surf & turf…
Similar to couch surfing, but instead of sleeping in couches, you're cuddled up in bed with a friend or host.
Tess: Hey Tony I need a place to crash for a few days, would it be alright if I stay with you?
Tony: yea but I don't have a couch.
Tess: That's okay, we don't need one ;)
Tony: oooooooo ;)
Tess: Don't get the wrong idea! it's not like I like you or anything.
Tess: 'I practice cuddle surfing'
When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)
I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!
The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.
After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.