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Surfing with the Alien

When you pleasure yourself using the eyes in the Chrome Dome box set (by Joe Satriani)

I was surfing with the alien last night, I came so hard , it felt great!

by Strimbles June 12, 2024


Vent-Surfing

When you get your cell phone camera put the video on and flashlight and film what's in your floor vents you will be surprised what you find

My friend had $4.47 and a ring in her ductwork after I went Vent-Surfing st at her house

by December 9, 2024


Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 10, 2016


Surfing class hero

A Surfing class hero is a hero to the 'surfing' class. A new 'web surfing' class which has replaced the working class.

Jeremy Clarkson is a surfing class hero.

by S Talbot August 16, 2010


Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020


surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.

the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.

by jeetjedeetje March 14, 2016


Belly surfing

Tumbling or tripping onto one’s stomachal area and catching momentum to glide or surf

Amelio was tripped and started belly surfing down the sledding hill

by Pollyy January 8, 2022