Someone who has no dick or a limp baby dick that looks like its on the verge of death.
Amy: hey did you guys hear Alex is a cancer dick boy?
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The inability to laugh, relax, take it easy, or find jokes funny. People with sense of humor cancer are typically perfectionists who never laugh. They can also appear as radical conservative assholes like Ann Coulter, or liberal hippie douchebags that have to defend everything. And if they smile at anything, it's the most vapid form of obvious humor. They take everything absolutely seriously and are usually an absolute buzzkill.
Sense of humor cancer can metastasize so badly that the victim may hate and be jealous of others who actually have a sense of humor.
"My sister lives in California, protests in demonstrations, hates all men, and never laughs at anything. I think she has sense of humor cancer."
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When a black man fucks a white woman it leaves particles from the black mans dick inside the white womanβs vagina and the white woman will slowly start to see the symptoms of black dick cancer and will need to report to the er as fast as possible for immediate black dick cancer treatment
When a black man sticks his dick in a white woman.
-She now has black dick cancer
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cancer of the left buttcheek
sometimes abbreviated LBCC
"I can't go to school today. I have left buttcheek cancer."
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The sickness that you get when a noob is so freakin noobie that you want to kill yourself, but you cant because you know you have to get to lvl 80!
OMG! Shut up noob, you're giving me a case of Noob Cancer.
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To be so close to a person you acquire cancer due to second hand smoke.
"Me and johnny lived so close to each other it was almost cancer close"
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Person 1: Bro you want to check out my new tiktok? It's some cool lip synci-
Person 2: That's just Stage 5 Cancer in disguise. No.
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