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The greatest library of ancient culture built in Alexandria, Egypt some time around 145 B.C. It was burned down when the city was sieged and it is believed to have held near endless ancient knowledge. It has a sort of memetic reputation as many believe the "Burning of the Great Library of Alexandria" Set humanities technology and knowledge back several thousand years.
"Stupid people like you wouldn't exist if the library of Alexandria never burned down." -As an insult to intelligence
"You're the kind of person that would burn down the Great Library of Alexandria aren't you?"-As an insult to say someone is mean/selfish
The four worst words that a guy can hear.
Guy: I really like you.
Girl: Aww, thanks. I think that you're a great friend.
Guy: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- *head explodes*
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Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!
That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
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It was a huge battle that took place in 2015-2016. God emperor trump had a mission, to make america great again. In order to succeed, he needed to take down crooked hillary. To his aid, lord and savior pepe the frog came and helped him on this mission. The 9th of November, they finally did it. They had finally defeated crooked hillary.
This battle will go down in the history books as "the great meme war".
The great meme war shall never be forgotten.
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The plea for haters to step out the way so one can finally excel and shine thus giving haters something better to hate on.
"That nigga is a bitch and will never sing love songs on this record label!"
"Stop hating and let me be great. Ole weak ass trick."
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Popular anime and manga series centered around the exploits of one Eikichi Onizuka, a musclebound blonde ex-biker gang member who decides he wants to become a high school teacher to win the 'hearts' of virgin schoolgirls. However, we quickly find out that he's really a tough guy with a heart of gold who wins over each and every student that tries to get him fired by using his street smarts to inspire them and rid them of their inner demons.
Tokyopop is taking forever to translate the GTO manga.
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Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.
Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY
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