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an expensive product you can buy at the life store
Jimmy and I went to the life store to purchase a life for his little brother
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A thing that is mostly not a honour given by your parents. Most times cancerous.
Me: Mom, why do you give me Life?
Mom: Because it is cancerous.
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When you think about yourself and your fake friends more than your kids.
Years tend to go by and no one will marry you. Due to the fact that the bar life was your hangout.
This is a sad day for many when Kristy wakes up in her 40's too realize that the bar life was all that mattered.
Don't forget about Joe that loved you the most.
Palmer: Why has nobody married Kristy?
Dan: Dude she can't keep her legs closed!
Palmer: That's what happens when you think that the bar life is got you by the balls.
JETSET LIFE is a type of lifestyle accessible to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They get to do whatever they like, travel where ever they like, whenever they like, with who ever they like, for as long as they like. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades. Everyone's dream Instagram life is just another day for the JETSET LIFE. The term has resurfaced again in popularity over the years after JetSetFly went viral for being rich af
Jake Paul: Damn bro! Did you see how big Drake’s plane is? It’s literally a hotel in the sky.
Andrew Tate: Thats not a plane bro. Thats a fuckin jet. A big fuckin jet.
Jake Paul: Yeah, true that. What do you even do when you own a jet like that?
Andrew Tate: You live the fucking JETSET life bro! Drive fast cars, date hot babes, travel every inch of the spinning rock & stay at 5-star hotels, what do you mean! A better question is what can you not do with a jet like that?!
Jake Paul: your right bro, mark my words one day I’ll be living the JETSET life too.
Andrew Tate: No doubt bro, I’ll catch you though. It’s time for me to JetSetFly out of here, I gotta hot bitch to smash tonight.
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The lifestyle of washed-up people.
If Tupac was alive today he'd be reppin' Sud Life instead of Thug Life.
To live the Pug-life is to "Pug-it", meaning to honour a partner's trust in you without waivering.
The opposite of Pug-it would be to Elf-it, leaving your significant other feeling Unpugged. That could make you Unpugworthy in their eyes.
Fulfilling the Pug-life is to follow through on your commitments to your partner, leaving no doubt as to your devotion to them.
As Susie sat there alone with a sharp knife, she contemplated opening her birthday present early. She strongly believed that "trust is everything" in a relationship. She had promised Stuart that she would not open it. She chose the Pug-life.
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