Random
Source Code

The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020


Aaron Special

Noun: when someone makes your mixed drink with a larger alcohol to mixer ratio than is acceptable by surprise.

Wow you really made this drink a Aaron special!

by Spiiritz May 5, 2019


aaron osteraasing

consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.

when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.

"man i can't stop aaron osteraasing"

by jmsuperfly November 25, 2009


Aaron Parsons

One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.

If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.

I pulled an Aaron parsons last night and smashed my girls back on the wall

by Dalil December 22, 2019


Aaron's Wife

{looking for kk} {1 of the 2 can pick me up tonight} {1 highest up, it means heaven, me}

I'm Aaron's wife (separated though). One thing needs to be clear, if you fuck with our 2 daughters or Aaron, you have a deathwish by me. You people have EVERYTHING wrong and I'm pissed. I'm sick and tired of all the b.s.

by Stiletto 42 July 12, 2019


Aaron Yan

Another Boss Ass Taiwanese actor he’s good looking but keep in mind lady’s he’s all for the men yes you heard me right he’s a funky little gay but don’t keep that from making you watch his amazing shows!!!

Aaron YAN : *walks down stairs with a lil skip*

Me and Friends: Way to go you funky lil gay guy

by theduckofknowledge June 4, 2019


aaron.#8295

very handsome , muscular and charming

owns obyn greenfoot plush

omg aaron.#8295 is so very handsome , muscular and charming

by aaronisawesomer April 25, 2022