Black Breath

Noun-
A queef issued from the vagina of a corpse

Etymology-
The venomous breath exhaled by the Nazgûl in J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy

Take caution should you wish to bomb a feminist convention: think of the poor coroners and the atmosphere of black breath that will be in the local morgue.

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Wear black

All Monday’s you have to wear black,If you don’t wear black then is gonna be bad luck.

Wear black on Monday’s that’s it

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Black Privilege

Black Privilege: A society clause used by a few to get preferential treatment and queue jump everyone else, and still act like a victim even when you are in the wrong. As equality does not provide enough of an advantage for some.

The company caught John being unprofessional, but allowed it due to his Black Privilege and optics!!

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Jack Blacking it

You know how Jack Black imitates instrumentals with his voice, like "brig digga dig" and all that stuff?
When someone does that, it is called 'Jack Blacking it'.
Popular among enthusiastic metalheads.

Steve: "DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana! DUN DUN DUN- wa nanana, nanana, nanana!"
Dave: "What is it with Steve and 'Raining Blood'?"
Bob: "I'm not sure but he's really Jack Blacking it!"

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jack black

An incredible actor, singer, guitarist and a GOD.

Half of the rock duo TENACIOUS D.

He is also incredibly sexy!

I want to fuck Jack Black hard.

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black lung

occupational disease from lifetimes of breathing in coal mine dust

I worked in a coal mine for three score years and all i got to show for it was black lung....

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Black Thursday

Also known as Thanksgiving. The process of greedy retailers moving their formerly Black Friday sales to late Thanksgiving night to sell their useless Christmas Junk.

These greedy money tycoons are using the customers as the premise of ruining one greatest American traditions by telling us we would rather stay up late and shop on the Holiday, than get up early early and shop the next day.

Requiring employees of said institutions to miss out on family gatherings and football, to go chase some corporate fatcat's almighty bottom line

Dad: Why are you crying honey, dinner was perfect.
Mom: I am crying cause Dan missed his first Thanksgiving dinner ever, cause that stupid money-grubbing corporation turned Black Friday into Black Thursday.

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