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A Canadian Kira is a amazing friend yet bullies you BUT very easy to get along with BUT DONT BE FOOLED you may call them a whore then end up liking them alot ong ong
Yo buckaroo I got w a Canadian Kira so huge W
In Canada here everyone knows what bobsledding is but not like this. She has a pony tail to side. You get running beside her holding the pony (push bar) and then spin around jumping in the sled (slamming your cock down her throat)
Im gunna give her the canadian bobsled
The most perfect, beautiful and most adorable boys on the planet.
“Wow look at that guy he’s breathtaking”
“Yeah bro he’s a Canadian boy”
The true canadian sexual act!
When a canadian had a new partner, it is traditional for the man to dip his dick into a bowl of maple syrup in order to have his partner lick it off.
Dude, you wouldn't believe it last night! Meredith gave me a Canadian Lollipop. It was great!
A sport similar to american football becuase they both have shared orgins from british rugby football, the main difference is the offense only has 3 downs and the field is longer and wider then an American field, Canadian football fans will argue that 3 downs makes it better becuase it makes it more difficult for the offense, but that's total bullshit becuase the wide receivers are allowed to get a running start before the snap and the defense has to line up 1 yard away from the line of scrimmage, unlike in american football where they line up at the line of scrimmage and the receivers can't get a running start, another strange rule is that a missed field goal that goes into the endzone is ruled a Live ball and anyone can pick it up and run with it and if a ball carrier gets tackled in his own endzone after picking up a missed field goal it scores a 1 point safety called a rouge or single, a rouge can also be scored if a missed field goal goes out of bounds through the back of the endzone
Yo, want to watch the canadian football league grey cup tommorow between the lions and alloutes?
No, I prefer american football and it's 4 down system that makes the offence and defense more balanced.
Smoking weed while drinking coffee. Typically done in the morning, either at home or driving to work while stopping at Tim Hortons. Similar to an actual speedball, but instead of cocaine, its coffee and instead of heroin, its weed.
A Canadian speedball is when you smoke weed while drinking coffee.
The act of plugging one nostril with a finger and blowing out the other nostril in order to get rid of snot; typically done without a tissue.
Guy 1: Dude, I have snot in my nose, but there’s no tissues anywhere.
Guy 2: Don’t you know how to Canadian blow?