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This word (or phrase - what every you call it) was invented by Spack No.2's school tutor.
It was a lovely and peaceful morning in Spack No.2's school tutor base in Autumn 2020 up until some kid got out his bluetooth speaker and started playing DRILL SONGS out loud.
Spack No.2's tutor then told the kid to turn of the music and labelled it 'Chav FM'
This nickname for Drill music will probably go down in the history books for one of the best nicknames!
Wannabe Roadman/Drug dealer: *Plays some drill song*
Tutor: "Can you turn off your Chav FM please?"
Chav Mentality is a phrase used to describe a person who is offended by anything (usually a harmless correction, or constructive criticism) that they do not understand. They will react in harsh tones, usually swearing or threatening the poor individual who made the original comment.
"John, you've made a spelling mistake". John who has a 'Chav Mentality' would swiftly reply with "What the fuck are you saying, that i'm thick? I'm going to bang you out bruv", or words to that effect.
A place that is mostly populated by chavs. Could be the local town centre, park, school or college
Eastleigh College is chav central
Barmouth chav with no life,no perants and really need to get a job.they listen to music with the kind of singer who holds his balls when singing to making there voice a lot higher pitched.they have no life past underaged pregnancys and drinking.
This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
"Run! It's a scooter chav!!"
"I'm scared of scooter chavs"
the skinhead chav types... well the skinhead chavs types are more just wannabee black men(who think they can rap) they try to rap but just speak jibba jabba and hope ppl will think their speaking real words!
though they pretend their straight,like for example in there gay rapping videos, when there's a woman in the video they either...
1.give her her own scene so they dont have to look.
2.put her behind all the other rappers so she isnt seen.
but while they try to put on a deep voice they all sound like gays,(calling them girls would be an insult to girls themselves!) and when everyone is not there they use there rap videos as replacement for porn!
though when they try to put on deep voice when they get angry sometimes you get glitches of there real gay like voice.also they all have this sort of terrets where they shout out fuck and shit for no apparent reason!
2 skinhead chavs talking.
"alright mate what u doing tonight?"(in pretend deep voice)
"ah mate i cant go out i gotta look after my little brothers"
"oh well ive just pulled katie price in tall trees!"(lie)(obviously)
"ah mate gotta go now"(constantly shaking leg like a sexual urge)
once in the chav then watches black men porn(rap) and puts ITS hands down ITS pants. so does his friend.
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Some little shit who thinks that anyone wearing any sort of uniform e.g. school uniform, is a 'geek' or 'nerd' and feels the need to say it very quietly as the person has walked at least a few metres away just to be safe and make sure they don't get the shit kicked out of them.
"Some Gypsy/Chav called me a geek when i was too close so i made his face look like an asshole"
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