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Butt-fuck county is a fictional area (or at least I hope and pray it is) in the middle of no where. May be used to describe a very rural and very sketchy area. Butt-fuck county generally lacks things like cell phone reception (to call the non-existant butt-fuck county sheriff), law enforcement (when your getting chased by a meth head farmer boy with a shotgun), and normal human beings. What it does have however are plenty of horse headed gal's, corn fields, trucks, farm animals, toothless "good ol' boys" and if you stop and roll the windows down (you probably shouldn't ever stop) you can often hear banjo's playing, if the sound of banjo's starts to converge from multiple directions you should promptly turn the hell around.
I was driving through West Virginia thinking it would get me to New York faster and my buddy told me to roll down the windows in when we were in the middle of Butt-fuck county, suddenly the sound of banjos got closer until we looked around and were surrounding by banjo players and angry farmers. We promptly turned the hell around.
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One of the most boring counties in Kansas.
Luke: You said that you've been all over Kansas, right?
Sarah: Yeah, why do you ask?
L: Have you been to Lyon County?
S: Well, I flew over it because I heard it was a boring county.
L: Niice.
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A county in the State of Oregon located in the Willamette Valley. Lane County Produces absolutely nothing of value to anyone what so ever.
Springfield Oregon Located in LANE COUNTY OREGON
Named for the County in Ohio in which this particular ailment seems to be common.
A comma placed at a ludicrous position in a sentence, but specifically when placed directly after the subject and before the verb.
"The bright blue car, stopped at the stop light." is a sentence containing the Summit-County comma.
The way Dixie County natives have learned to make their truck "look" cool. Consists of dropping the back end of a truck 6 inches and leaving the front pointed up.
Sometimes also referred to as; "Bulldogged"
Oh look ole Mason put that new Dixie County Lean on that Silverado.
A game on Roblox that actually has underrated gameplay and very good trains. Despite this, it is ruined by under 13 fanboys and the actual management of the game. The YT community of it mostly posts sneak peek videos and fact video just for views and popularity and don't care, and only a small amount of them actually post good content.
tl:dr: A Roblox trainsim with underrated gameplay but a crappy community and management.
Have you played Stepford County Railway? It's good!
I don't really play it too often, it's too toxic there, especially in #general compared to #guard-lounge.
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Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.
Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.
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