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You tell someone that you will erase them from existence.
Hermione to her unborn baby, " Yeetus Yeetus I now commit to your Deletus" and with her wand she no longer has a massive belly.
Harry Potter attempts to use the super-secret spell to destroy Voldemort. He waves his wand and says to Voldemort "YEETUS YEETUS I NOW COMMIT TO YOUR DELETEUSS!!" But he misses and deletes everything within Hogwarts walls... and everyone in it.
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A phrase that is used mostly by heterosexual couples to profess their love/ sexual attraction for each other at that moment.
It is sometimes used ironically between two straight guys to show gratitude for a thoughtful gesture.
(Man and Woman looking lovingly into each other's eyes) Woman: I am so gay for you right now.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I brought a two four for us to have while we watch the game
Guy #2 (deeply touched): ...dude... I am so gay for you right now....
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When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.
You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.
???: You wanna hear a joke?
Me: Yes...
???: Hippity Hoppity Your Life is now my Property!
Me: Not if I don't have one!
(Drowns in Frog Swamp)
Either what the the movie "Superbad" should have been called or a sequel to that movie for there is proof that Seth and Evan (2 of the 3 main characters) are gay for each other.
"What did you think of the movie 'Superbad'?" "To be honest, that movie should have been called 'I Now Pronounce You Seth and Evan'."
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When teh rising sun owned his team mate.
*phew* *phew* *phew* HEADSHOT...OWNED BITCH WHAT NOW ICE?
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A good song made by rap artist Jpegmafia with a really fucked up opening. That opening being the sound of a police officer getting shot to death by a man having a ptsd attack.
Dan: Damn bro, I just listened to I Just Killed A Cop Now I'm Horny. I'll never be able to get those pain filled screams out of my mind.