swing the bat

To get really drunk.

The party's an open bar, let's go swing the bat!

Dude, I SWUNG the bat last night!

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Bat Mitzvah

A Jewish celebration where a girl of 12 or 13 pretends to read in Hebrew even though she really only memorized the transliteration then dances the electric slide in front of family she doesn't even know. She wears an ugly poofy dress and will regret that day for many years to come.

Jew "are you coming to my Bat Mitzvah?"
unsuspecting Goy " Yeah! it'll be awesome!"

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bat in a trashcan

1.someone who is stuck but can't see where to go
2.the sound you get when you make a guitar howl
3.someone who is awesome but won't go anywhere

Dude, you're like a bat in a trashcan.

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Bat on toast

Something Chinese people love to eat

Chinese kid: mum what’s for dinner

Mum: your favourite meal of course

Chinese kid : no way !we are having bat on toast! I love bat on toast it’s all most as good as dog sandwiches

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bats in the cave

Bits of cocaine stuck to one's nose hairs.

Dude, I gotta check the mirror for bats in the cave before we go to the club.

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cunt bat

When someone gets overtly emotional and starts aiming at you as a target, with said emotions.

Dude, Jennifer is such a cunt bat, she's on her period and totally aiming for my head.

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bat wing

A half pint of liquor. When thrown out the window makes the sound of a bat taking flight.

Damn dude the cops are behind us, throw the bat wing.

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