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its when ya work at taco bell and your ex girlfirend comes in and orders a bean burrito instead of beans you pull down ya pants and fill it with ya moms chilli form the first of the week
you should of seen her face when she had ""BEANS"" all over her face sick bitch other wise know as a brown burrito
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Being half a burrito that is not necessarily a full burrito. You are still hungry when you eat half.
"Half burrito mode?"
"That's not enough for me..."
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After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.
Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you
I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?
"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress
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An insult to someone who is gay or is just plain bugging the shit out of you.
This may be followed by phisical contact wear you would be saying whatever would fly out of your mouth the fastest at the oponent.
Mike: hey what did you do on the weekend?
Jon: nothing now stfu you gouche burrito no one likes you.
Mike: wtf *swings fist*
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When an uncircumcised dick, filled with smegma, deposits its filth into an unclean ass. Feces are usually mandatory.
I can't believe that chick was down for a bean and cheese burrito!
I'm circumcised so I can only have a bean burrito.
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The fuck do you think you stupid fucking ass. Use your imagination
land000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 u must target the crossing point of the river of gamelan with the legion of Genghis Kahn in accordance with the ghost burrito code of conduct in order to free the binding spells cast upon all of necromanciaaaaaaaaaaa
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When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake
Dude im hungry' 'have a texas spicy burrito' 'nah i'm good' 'fag
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