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David Dobriks ginormous slovak cock 🤤
Jesus, David Dobriks Elephant slovak cock looks so hot!
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When you are laying under a blanket and fart. You then flap the blanket in the direction of your significant other thus recreating an elephant ear
Last night I farted and used the blanket to elephant ear my boyfriend-this creating a flapping elephant ear
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A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!
After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.
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same as doggy style
So yesterday I don't know how but I found myself on youtube looking at different mammals like zebras and tigers and even rhinos getting it on elephant or giraffe style.
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It is when you murder someone and then everyone talks about it.
John had a red elephant party after he had killed Jane
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When a bunch of bros get on all fours, nekkid, and stick their thumbs in the bunghole in front of them and lick the fudge of their thumbs. Repeat until everyone has had the pleasure of tasting everyone else.
"Bro! We did the baby elephant walk and Gary's bung was so loose I had a hand full of feces to lick off my fingers!"
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take the f out of safe and the f out of way
there's no f in way.
there's no effin' way.
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