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That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
When you fuck bae like you're piloting a Proton-K rocket.
Bob: Why are you going to have sex for 5 hours?
Maximiliano: I'm gonna engineer her like when you piloted that helicopter that one time.
Engineers, a flask of poison, and a radioactive source are placed in a sealed all-hands meeting. If an internal monitor detects radioactivity (i.e., a single atom decaying), the flask is shattered, releasing the poison that kills the engineers.
The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics implies that after a while, the engineers are simultaneously alive and dead.
The last meeting we were in made me feel like we were Theusen's Engineers.
Software Engineering is the Oompa Loompa of science.
I have been called an Oompa Loompa
A way of saying corned beef and grits in bahamian dialect. A common breakfast dish sold all over The Bahamas. It is not uncommon for a cart with Fire Engine at 7-8am to be in a parking lot serving to people of all walks of life starting their day.
Mark:"can we get some Fire Engine and a patty before school?"
Marks Mom:"yes I could use some breakfast before work too"
Fire engine is a way of saying tuna and grits in the bahamian dialect.
"Miss may I have some fire engine?"
A school located in Gosta Green, B7. It’s engineering based but it’s still shit innit. Kids think they’re bad but really aren’t. Fix up blud
Person 1: Oh I got a place at aston university engineering academy.
Person 2: That’s rah peak I heard the teachers shag the students uno.