salting the ham

using a the downturned hand position while a male partakes in self indulgance. This motion resembles what might be seen on Easter Sunday when more salt is needed on the ham dinner.

I didn't think anyone was in the bathroom but when I entered frankie was salting the ham. eeewww!

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Slamming the ham

the act of beating ones meat or masturbation

I was sick from school so i was slamming the ham all day until my foreskin tore off

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Ham Choi

Ham Choi (noun), also spelled as Ham Chơi, is a Vietnamese term for someone who parties too hard and doesn't give a fuck about how people see them or think of them.

People who are ham choi party regularly and are always hella loud. They're usually the abb or abg of the group, they love to drink Hennessy, and always be offering people coke at parties and rave festivals.

“Jimmy is hella ham choi, he goes out every weekend and parties nonstop.”

“You too ham choi bro, you're like a party animal, you don't stop”

“Vivian is ham choi for sure, she drinks and do hella drugs. She’s a demon”

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smoked ham

When a ham is under the influence of marijuana

look at that smoked ham, he looks like a fat-devil

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mary ham

The PewNews anchor famous for killing Poppy Gloria

Mary Ham from PewNews is a terrible news anchor.

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Hit the ham

jerking off

i just hit the ham to pamela anderson

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Ham Scwad

Pronounced "Ham Squad" but not the other Ham Squad. Thus the spelling.

1. A close knit group of friends who play Black Ops tournaments together, and are usually pretty good at it.

2. To dominate something as a TEAM

3. To put having fun before winning.

1. Black Ops Player- We lost again...

OneBraveGhost- Ham Scwad on deck!

2. Guy1- Gosh we were pretty much Ham Scwad right there..

Guy2- I know! We did so good!

3. Guy1- That was Ham Scwad-ish.

Guy2- YEAH! I HAD ALOT OF FUN!

Guy1- Dude, We lost 7500-600..

^That was an actual game score...

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