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The act of driving your car over, around or through someones lawn/yard at all hours of the night while drunk driving. Skidding, donuts, and pulling the handbrake while on the lawn are also acceptable. This is usually done very fast in order to avoid the authorities. Often knocking over small fences, chicken wire, gnomes and ruining gardens.
A point system can be added for making this more competitive.
Dude, what did you guys do last night?
We played beerpong all night and then pulled a few lawn-jobs after.
How many points did you get?
10 points a lawn, so 30 points. It's my new high score.
Nice!
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When a girl of if you are gay, a guy jerks you off my simply rubbing their hand all over your dick and you feel this really good feeling when it happens
WOW THAT WAS A NIIIIIICE HAND-JOB
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I went to job corps and went through all the shit that all the ghetto fucking kids wanted to pull. e.g. taking a shit in the toilet and not flushing. pissing in the fountain. smelling like shit all the time. starting shit with other people, because they are immature assholes. This is the typical bullshit that is done all the time. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. YOu know how ***I**** got through job corps? I fucking did what I suppose to do, I kept my shit clean, I went to class and completed *ALL* my training. I went to college for free and went on to a UNIVERSITY. ********************************The reason it is strict there, is because of dumb asshole children that get dropped off there because they aren't wanted at home. ********************************
You came there for a reason and that is to learn and to GROW the FUCK UP. NOBODY is FORCING you to stay there. The only reason YOU have to be there is because your GRANDMA won't want you home. Stop being a bitch and QQ and pulling the WTFBBQ on people telling you to PULL your fucking pants up and goto class.
I had plenty of FRIENDS that graduated with a RN, LVN, Automechanic, Electrician, Business owner. That went to Job Corps and succeeded. I loved Job Corps and if I had a second chance to do it again, I'd be in line on the spot.
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Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.
Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.
Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.
Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
"I fucking hate stomp jobs. Ashton can go to hell."
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The act of engaging in a blow job with someone of much lower standards.
Nick- Did you hear about cody.
Trev-Yeah i heard he got a low job from K-Worman
Nick-That shit is gross he could have done better
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Sex position in which the man is on all 4's and the female hangs from him like a koala and performs oral sex.
"I got a koala job from my girlfriend last night and it blew my mind!"
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A bad hairdo featuring obvious highlights that stick out like frosting from the color of the majority of the hair.
Check out that anchor woman's frost job.
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