the first ever catboy and the father of Egoism.
Max Stirner: This pweases my ego nya
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well endowed and fully equiped, he is the super hero of maxs out there with un parralled strength and agility. beware of the fangs for the non vampire lover out there. all in all a most extraodinary young gentleman and great boyfriend :P
becky: ouch did u just rip me?
max shatalov: what can i say? its quite big!!!
becky: quite????
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disgusting. horrible. literally a horse eating another horse's poop.
I can't believe you just ate your booger! That is grody to the max!
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To use to the limit; to fully exploit. Usually means to quickly spend a credit card up to the limit.
see also maxxed out
Bambi maxed out a credit card in one day while on a shopping spree at Neiman Marcus.
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The very best person to ever come into existence, actually scratch that he created existence using the awesomeness the is generated around him, this also created the awesomeverse, the very fabric of stuff is defined by the existence of max davies.
Max Davies is the best as he lets us all be awesome.
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The newest shitty no quality sport shoe by Nike made by Vietnamese children for a lump of rice a day.
With this model Nike plans to take over the world, by first immobilizing people due to trenchfoot a la Tyrannosaurus Max.
Sane person: Wow those shoes are awful!
Person that pays > $150 for very bad shoes:
Don't you like my new Tyrannosaurus Max's?
Sane person: whateva....
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