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Coined by singer-songwriter Alanis Morrissette, an inconspicuous, artistic allusion to the human sperm cell; intended to imply all that sexual relations with a man brings with it
Alanis Morrissette's allusion to spermatozoa in her album title Jagged Little Pill has gone almost universally unrecognized.
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Predominantly a Male Liberal that has no choice but to let his girl call the shots and almost certainly hates Donald Trump
That kid is a Blue Pill Beta Cuck.
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A mother who is usually addicted to strong opiates or methamphetamines she can get legally or illegally. Often soccer moms take the edge off the meds high with booze or cheap domestic beer. Being a mom, most likely with an oblivious husband with a well-paying job, she's usually in possession of a solid grocery-getter/multi-passenger car most likely a white mini-van(the preferred vehicle of a PPSM) so she is able to get several kids to soccer practice after school while she's hopped up on meds.
"A pill-popping soccer mom purchased a set of new tires then proceeded to crash into the tire store trying to test out the new tires doing some high speed donuts in the parking lot. What a fucking stupid bitch! She must be a pill-popping soccer mom!"
"Mom heckled the refs again at our soccer match today. My English teacher yelled at her,"Go home you drunken, pill-popping soccer mom...get help!"
"The meth addict was once #1 in population only to be usurped by the pill-popping soccer mom."
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Bullets used in a planned assassination or the pornographic image site run by infamous redditor u/religionofpeace.
“lake city quiet pills: disposing of lousy bastards in need of permanent rest”
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TAKE A CHILL PILL PERSON-
Random Person #1: HEY DUDE WANNA KNOW THIS WANNA KNOW THAT HEY HEY DUDEEEEEE
Random Person #2: Calm down bud-
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Random Person #2: TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE
Random Person #1: ...UH..YEAH I SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT...
Pills that your weird Gay/bi friend always ask if you want them, regardless of gender
Brittany is standing at her locker
Ryan runs up out of nowhere
“Hey Brit you want some penis enlargement pills”
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tell me why tf you searched this up here just buy some your penis is small anyways cunt
i'm jeff and I eat penis enlargement pills for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
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