uncle roy

"Uncle" Roy Washington

A favortite character created by the users of now dead Dysfunctional Family Circus.

Uncle Roy was described as Bil Keanes Black, Homosexual lover who frequently sells and abuses drugs, including cocaine, crack and prescription pills. He was belived to be a NAMBLA member who molested the children, impregnated Dolly and performed acts of bestiality.

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Rich Uncle

The relative with all of the money, who believes that any tax is too high, no matter how reasonable. He employs legions of tax accountants to avoid paying any tax at all. A rich uncle is characterized by notorious stinginess and a Scrooge-like attitude toward the unemployed, the orphaned, the poor, and the elderly.

1. "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?" said Uncle Scrooge, Fred's rich uncle.

2. "“They are Man’s,” said the Spirit, looking down upon them. “And they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance. This girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy, for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.” "Who am I," said Uncle Scrooge, "their rich uncle?"

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uncle duty

another term for pedophilia

A further problem occurred when a Michigan case against uncle duty was tossed out of court.

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uncle sticky

large man who has the "cash box" and sells awesome stuff out of his van.

ive been in his van with him once... but thats another story.

yo uncle sticky is coming to town and hes got the dope shit man .....dinga

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Uncle Tim

The nickname for Tim Scott, the disingenuous black US Senator from South Carolina.

Oh look, Uncle Tim is kissing the white MAGA's ass again.

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Uncle touchy

A man named coleby that has sighns on his white van that says free candy free wifi free puppies

Girl1.Omg did you see coleby in his white van .
Girl2. He's Such a uncle touchy

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Alabama Uncle

The man you think you know and trust, 'til he rapes you up the butt

Travis: I thought my uncle Pat was so cool before

Ciera: Dude, we all know that guy's your Alabama Uncle, how did you not see that coming? He's always been a little touchy on you..

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