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A better metaphor than rip of the band-aid. Meaning getting the job done quick with zero pain after (cause that bitch dead)
Break up with him already, just shoot them in the head.
Someone who wants to have sex with someone
Boy 1: hey I heard alliyah trying to jump in them pants
Boy 2: aww hell nah! *runs off*
Alliyah: come here (insert name)!!
Or
Girl 1: have you heard of in for it by troy lanez???
Girl 2: yeah!! I wanna jump in his pants!!
My sister was wearing a loose shirt and really needed a holds them from floppins before she ran the 26 mile marathon run!!!!!
When your friend Daniel decides to pour in some fruitloops for breakfeast. But spills them and some goes onto the floor. When he crouches down to pick up the ones on the floor, you push him hard and yell DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS
My friend Daniel wanted cereal, so i decided to get him on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops
And how are you going to "Not hire them" Meg? If that going to be an interview question? What happens when someone slips through the cracks? 5 years from not you find of that 5 years ago they posted an X in support of Palestine... And then what? Do you fire them over a tweet from 5 years ago? How does that work? What happened to meritocracy? What happened to diversity of thought? All of that was complete horseshit.
Hym "I don't think you've actually considered that actual logistics not hiring them and how it is literally the thing you claim is the most egregious violation of everyone's rights that has ever happened. Full fo shit. You're all completely full of shit. You were right about it being wrong but you don't seem to have a prob with it now."
A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie
Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”
Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”
The way you feel when you lose a BFF or when they betray you.
I can't believe my Best friend whom I've known for several years betrayed me but I guess you gotta love them, gotta hate them, gotta miss them
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