Thick tailed pygmy jerboa

The most adorable creature ever

Guy 1: "Have you ever seen a thick tailed pygmy jerboa?"
Guy 2: "Of course. I spend most of my time looking at them."

thick gross

Whece's kayn gameplay

Dude that 1v3 triple was so thick gross

Thick Blood Anthem

A song that makes your blood so thick it can't flow through your vanes.

Guy 1 "My grandfather died because he listened to a Thick Blood Anthem"

Guy 2 "That funkin blows chunks!"

ridiculously thick

You ever seen someone who’s just got wayy to much junk in their trunk ?

Like damn! That bitch is ridiculously thick!

thick cat

A universal world meaning anything in the world o Drmicloves world

They always trying fo thick cat me out of my nice things

Thick as a doorknob

Dumb person

He's as thick as a doorknob

Thick mint

The base unit of an overall great candy, color, and savior of the apocalypse.

Who wouldn’t want to be a proud owner of something in the catagory of “thick mint”?

Dang, that’s one thick mint you got there.
We praise the allmightly savior, thick mint.