im thinking

a phrase stated stated stated that "im thinking" by adamn smasher smacker balls.

adamner was thinking and to davidid he said "im thinking"
davidid said " ok"
the adamner smacker smacked davidid into the ground of the russian fredreal goverurmentai (hentia goverment)

davidid said "owie"
adamn said "sorry bbg"

"im thinking"v"im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking""im thinking"

Think Cheating

to ponder what it would be like to sleep with someone who isnt your significant other.

as i gazed into the persons facebook photos, i found myself think cheating

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

80% think they are the top 20%

Employees who inflate their value and believe they are the top 20% of the company so they call for more layoffs and PIPs.

Dude do you really think you will survive the layoffs? 80% think they are the top 20%.

what do we think about

I lack the will to put effort into thinking critically about something, please relieve me of this burden and tell me what to think so I can fit in with the herd.

"So, what do we think about trending controversial topic?"
"I don't know what 'we' think, but I think you're a fucking tool"

Want but think

A way to justify that your a genuis when predicting results of professional sporting competition.

Rick: Who do you think will win the 2011 NBA finals?

Steve: I want the Mavs to win but I think the Heat will win.

Rick: Don't give me that 'want but think' bullshit. If you were to bet money, who would you put it on?

Steve: ...

thubblegum think

bubble gum pink but for a non binary person or someone who uses they/them pronouns

“i just know it’s thubblegum think”