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stuck shit baseball players whose parents always complain about calls then go face-to-face with coach and threaten to kill them.
hillsboro parent: "thats a shit call!!!!"
PDC parent: "we don't appreciate what you said"
***PDC PARENT GETS CHASED AND THREATEN BY WILD AND DRUNK HILLBILLY***
the town of hillsboro is always full of drunks
The act of getting so drunk and looking like such a mess that people may mistake you for living in a shanty town.
Sam: Ite mate, what went down last night?
Will: I dunno man, I drank so much I can't remember, must've got absolutely shanty towned.
Sam: Mate that's a par!
The college town of San Luis Obispo, California. San Luis Obispo is roughly half way between SF and LA on 101 near the beach. It is populated mostly by students and retired rich people. There is little if any economy outside of the local university and a large state prison. The town is sometimes referred to as SLO or much to the chagrin of locals "San Louie"
I am going to slo town for the weekend to see my girlfriend
When you hear an amazing song, unlike any other song you've ever heard and it makes you feel some type of way.
"Bro you heard I'm On One by Drake? Fucking BANGER TOWN!"
"That song is such a banger town dude"
a guy who has had sex with everyone in the town
damn dude stop being a town rider and save some girls for the rest of us
Excerpt on History from Southwest Daily News and historian:
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ORIGIN: Oscar and Corrina Elender Portie married in 1884 and lived in Hackberry until Oscar died. Corrina moved to Sulphur in 1902 with her eight children. In 1908 Corrina moved her children to a home built for the family on what is now Crocker Street. Many of her children (Sim; Mag, then married to Amar Granger; Jake; Jeff) and Corrina’s brother, Simon Elender all built homes within a couple of blocks of one another. This area became known as “Portie Town,” encompassing the area of Sulphur north of West Burton St. and west of North Huntington St. (the old city hall). HISTORY: It has a proud history of hard working families, starting with the Portie’s. George Simeon Portie, Sr.’s old homestead is the patch of woods directly across the street from Jake Drost School for Exceptional Children. The land where LeBlanc Middle School and Jake Drost are located was donated by the family to the community for the schools. “There’s been a lot of negative things said about Portie Town, but I’d like people to know that George Simeon Portie, Sr., my grandfather, was the oldest of Corrina’s children and went to work at the Sulphur Mines to support a fatherless family. He bought property as he could and the area became known as Portie Town,” said Judye Portie Foy of Sulphur, the Portie family historian, so to speak
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Poche town is actually Portie town and named after working class white people.