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When you go around finding trampolines, and then you flip them over. Just because it's funny.
*One's with nets should be carried away from original spot.
We ran one down an alley before and put it into someone elses driveway.*
-Requires at least 2 people, unless you're a monster.
"Bro, lets go Trampoline Tipping"
"Alright"
*Walk around*
"TRAMPOLINE!!"
*Run into the yard*
*Start pushing trampoline up, until it falls*
*Run*
Christine Tipping: Code for a teacher someone really dislikes or thinks is hypocritical.
Christine Tipping and Hypocrite are words that are interchangeable and synonymous with each other.
Example of a Christine Tipping's acts: A teacher/administrator of the/a cohort who makes fun of her idiocy. Someone who orders Urban dictionary to be blocked over the school/collage Wi-fi and then goes and tried to fact check names for jumpers with Urban dictionary. Also known as a Boomer.
Someone who is also known for making sure people know her left to their right.
"my left your right" being a constant phrase when you want to Christine Tipping.
"You are Christine Tipping so hard rn trying to make sure i know your left and my right"
"You are kinning Christine Tipping so hard rn."
"WOW this is such a hypocritical Christine Tipping move"
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Like a blue veined log jam, it is when you forgot you banged that honey all night and then when you go to pee the next day the crusty leftovers block your tip and it hurts like a glass knife in the dick hole.
"Ow! Fucking glass tip! She was hot though. Totally worth it!
Similar to cow tipping, except the nut, atatches the handlebars to the seat.
The obnoxious motorcyclist revved so loud, that the crowd, nut tipped him, ending up ass over elbows, as scooter spontaneously fled from under his nuts.
A method by where the HR department tries to justify their useless existence at KPMG.
I deserve $90k/year and working 20 hr weeks, as i publish the Friday Tip.
The dreaded tip expectation that comes during the Christmas holiday season and is expected by every service provider, from the mailman to the hair stylist. Confusion abounds on who is actually worthy of this extra tip, how much, and when the cut off date is. More specifically, there is a magical day in December (before Christmas) when there is an understanding that it’s the usual tip and one hasn’t crossed the threshold of holiday tipping. Generally thought to be December 15th.
Jimmy raced to the barber to get his haircut on December 15th, knowing that the holiday tip expectation was upon him.
Snatch (2000)
Tommy: What's wrong with this one?
Turkish: sarcastically, as he pulls the caravan door off trying to open it Oh, nothing, Tommy. It's tip top. It's just I'm not sure about the colour.