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ADV for short.
Male equivalent of a "RBF" or resting bitch face. Could be the sweest and most genuine person you know but sounds just like a douchebag.
Poor Johnny, he's always getting misunderstood cause of his Accidental Douchebag Voice (ADV).
Yeah, Thomas has severe ADV. He got punched once just cause of his accidental douchebag voice.
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An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.
I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.
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The sociological rule that one person wearing a fedora in a larger group may be stylistically unique, but two or more people wearing a fedora in a larger group renders every person in that group a douchebag.
Check it out - another fedora. What a douchebag.
No, wait - if it was just that one dude it might be cool, but two of his bros are wearing them too. According to the Fedora Douchebag Threshold Theorem, all five of them are douchebags.
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The natural inclination of certain members of the female gender to have sex with terrible dudes.
Although there are a lot of hot birds in this bar, the Propensity to Bang Douchebags (PBD) is through the roof. We need to skate out of here immediately.
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Sadly aging Peter Pans, still trying to live like they are in their 20s, including but not limited to trying to score with 20something girls. Typically, driving mustangs or newer trucks, one of the identifying markers is that these vehicles will typically be very shiny, as if freshly washed and waxed. Possibly to imply that they recently came from a dealership showroom.
Also see: 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club, and 40 year old pervert
I like that place on the weekends, but sometimes it's full of 40 year old douchebags.
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Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.
Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche
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