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Any person who is unable to hold their alcohol and as such gets drunk very quickly after not consuming much grog.
2 bit= 2 drinks,pisser=alcohol, drunk
Many people I know are 2 bit pissers
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The act of placing M&M's, Reese's Pieces, Skittles, or any other candy inside a woman's vagina and then smearing peanut butter all over your penis before repeatedly penetrating her to remove all the previously inserted candies. You then say "Eat my Bits n' Pieces!" and she will begin giving you head with all the candy and peanut butter on your dick. When she complains that there is too much peanut butter in her mouth you exclaim "Get used to it, bitch!"
For extra points, you then say "You got punk'd!" Then while she is dazed and looking for Ashton Kutcher, steal her car and drive somewhere then shit on the windshield and walk back to your place. Bonus points.
Dude, that girl was totally into giving me Bits n' Pieces, but once I went for bonus points she got pissed. Good thing I shat on her windshield.
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a teeny tiny hair under the nostrils. seen on Adolf Hitler. who is by the way, STILL ALIVE, living in Cuba along with Tupac and Biggie.
Nazi 1: " Ooogash bileegin yencen!"
Hitler: " BLASHHG"
Nazi 1: " you have a wee bit stash"
Hitler: " tru dat nigga"
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the definition of oogily bits is when a women has her inner lips and clit hanging on the outside of her lips.
oh my god did you hear about chris sleeping wiv that katy. he said she has her oogily bits hanging out.
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A "bit of a dick" is literally a subsection of a penis, as for example the foreskin might be. Especially after it is detached from the main.
However the meaning is metaphorical, and is distinct from being an "utter dick" a "complete dick" and variations of the same.
"Being a dick" (utter, complete, etc) is to have a tiny thread of logic to your words or actions, while completely missing the point, being socially autistic, probably causing offence and maybe causing physical harm to an innocent.
Being a "bit of a dick" is therefore to meet the above criteria, but to be too personally insignificant to really cause more than a flicker of annoyance or a moment of disdain. Something like being head-butted by an angry chicken.
Everyone agreed the traffic warden was being a bit of a dick for ticketing the ambulance as the paramedics gave first aid by the roadside.
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nice tits. they have to be nice to warrant unleashing the full and formidable power of these 3 syllables.
*on passing a suitably endowed female*
Dreamweaver: Check them tits out lar!
Ryborg: Crivens, them be fine Fretney Bits rate there bruv!
Dreamweaver: Stop the car im going to spunk in her face
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To calm down, get ready or focus.
George Clooney (Seth Gecko) to Quentin tarantino (Richie Gecko): "Put in your bit."
As Richie gets excited fantasizing about Kate in the film "From Dusk Til' Dawn (1996)
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