Flat Flex

When you keep trying to do something but always fail

Yelling yeet at the wrong time
Being a Logangarth
Doing tge hype/orange justice
There ared tons of more flat flex examples

flex-texting

Lying or "enhancing" aspects of you life to impress opposite sex

This guy was totally flex-texting me! Talking about business he owns(works for uncle), car he owns(belongs to baby momma) etc

first world flex

Also known as “rich people problems”, a “first world flex” is essentially a first world problem, but one that’s simultaneously boastful as well as whiny and arrogant.

“Yesterday Phil was complaining about how he didn’t know which camera he should look into on his new iPhone 11. I fucking hate him and his first world flexes.”