Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

squiggly meat

The meat that looks kinda like sliced ham or roast beef hanging between a girl's flaps. Usually occurs from too much use. Sometimes is dark brown in color like that of out of date lunch meat.

She needs to tuck that squiggly meat back between her flaps.

Community Meat

n. community meat is a man whore. he’s FOR the streets. his dick is used by anyone & everyone. a boy with no respect for himself 😯

Brittany: i could never date Jay

Camilla: he’s such a slut

Savannah: he snapped me last night…
Camilla: yeah, he’s community meat 🥩

meat gaggle

Noun: A group of old men waving their penises in the air and making loud honking noises.

"How did you manage to sleep through that meat gaggle last night?"

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

meat-mate

Two or more individuals who have worn the same pants, etc. commando-style between washes.

'Sup meat-mate! Love those pants-- my dangle and eggs rode the wind in them just this morning!"

Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.

Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!