Turtle butt

1. An adorable butt, or term used to refer to a loved one with a cute butt or butt as cute as a turtle
2. most commonly used by couples who love turtles and refer to each others butts as turtle butt,
3. referring to the other person as turtlebutt.

4.A cute nickname to call my boyfriend because we love turtles

Danny you are such turtle butt!
or Sara my what a cute turtlebutt you have!

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turtle bunny

An affectionate term of endearment used to call a lover when they want to be cute or annoy the fuck out of their friends.

Hey turtle bunny, come here baby!

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turtle texter

Someone who takes forever to send or type a test message.

Dude, I texted Vlad like 30 minutes ago and he hasn't responded yet, he is such a fuckin' turtle texter.

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turtle snack

this is when a man with an extremely tiny penis enters waist deep water and waves around his tiny pecker in an attempt to seduce a female or gay turtle into giving him head

Philly: yo have you seen Koop?

Ryan: no he's probably down at the pond turtle snacking again..

Philly: wow what a fag. He can never smoke blunts with us again!!

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Awkward Turtle

A hand motion to display feelings of akwardness to a few people without everyone knowing. Hand on top of hand with the two thumbs rolling. Text symbol: 'O,

Speaker 1: Hey can I have your baby?
Speaker 2: * Awkward Turtle hand motion *
'O,

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Ninja Turtles

In prison slang, it means: Guards dressed in full riot gear. Also known as “hats and bats.”

''When a riot starts the ninja turtles come.''

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sea turtles

refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.

"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"

"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"

"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"

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