where is it?

The TV remotes favorite word to hear!

"Where is it?SERIOUSLY WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?"

wheres my phone conversation

When you're talking to somebody on your phone and you forget where your phone is. You may even switch ears / hands while patting your pockets looking for your phone.

I can't find my phone oh I just got hit with a wheres my phone conversation. while I was talking to you I thought I lost my phone.

Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

Where there is a will there is a way

Anthony Sanchez Jr

Anthony Sanchez Jr makes anything happen where there is a will there is a way.

Where is your dog?

The denial a man with a thick accent experiences when he finds someone taking a shit in his alley.

Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*

where’s your body

When someone is so white you can’t see them. It is also very disrespectful to say and is indeed racist

Susan:I’m white
Danarde: I know your so white where’s your body

Where she go

1. A response to a character of a horror movie suddenly dropping out of frame
2. A reaction to a female's disappearance
3. A thought when the band stops playing or gets real quiet, real quick

"Where she go!?" exclaimed the lady when her dog-and the thanksgiving turkey- went missing at the same time.
"Where she go!? yelled the director excitedly at his band's fantastic dynamics