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When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.
We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.
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the person who resurrecting characters from books
silver tongue summoned king lear from the novel
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Person who's willing to literally lick his manager's ass to get some benefits, or to put someone in trouble by telling the boss, that someone is doing something wrong, just for revenge.
I've heard it beeing used in Essex, England. Haven't got a clue if someone uses it anywhere else.
I'm earning 5 quid less than you. Guess who've won the golden tongue contest this week...
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a person, usually a female, whose tongue darts out to wet their lips just before kissing.
Doctor's were mystified about the patient's chronic chapped lips until they learned that his nurse was a tongue darter.
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Anal Fellatio, as carried out by fudge-packers and overpaid top-heavy pornstars.
What do you want in yer sandwich today?
- Tongue on brown please!
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a common mating call, war cry, battle chant, or just something to yell in the town of Charlevoix, Michigan.
Pronounced poup tongue.
poop tongue!
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When you’re hungry AF, salivary glands going crazier than a hood ho on crack, waiting for food that’s busing cooking on the BBQ or in the oven, cannot wait any longer and needs tah taste test them sweet-ass tidbits immediately. By this time the food’s about done but minutes seem like hours away so you reach in and pinch your prime sample and pop it in your mouth. This is where the act of tongue juggling kicks in, it’s an art form and not for the faint-hearted. This involves delicately juggling the piece of food around on your tongue so as not to burn this insides of your mouth. This is usually accompanied by some form of circular breathing to help regulate the food’s temperature so it can feel like you’re playing a mah-fuggin invisible didgeridoo. Once mastered it can be to your detriment though as when it comes time to dish up your meal there ain’t much left.
Letisha: "Damn gurl, them chicken wings done yet!?"
Shaquandra: "They should be ready in like 5 minutes, let me go check."
Shaquandra: "Dah-actual-faq! where dem chickens wings at, someone been tongue juggling them bitches!"
Letisha: "Jamal!!!! you been tongue juggling our food?? imma whoop yo ass boy!"
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