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Sitting on someones lap while they're taking a dump on the toilet.
I had to take a shit really bad, so I ran to the bathroom and made my bitch sit on my lap as I squeezed one out.
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To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.
Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.
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While driving on the road if your car is in between two big trucks either sideways or front-back.
Dude1 (on the phone): C'mon buddy where are you? Come fast.
Dude2 (on the phone): I am trying my best to drive fast...but I am Truck Sandwiched.
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An overweight homosexual male of ethnic persuasion.
Did you see that fruit truck at the churro stand?
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Emily Howell: a girl that will ride with any one who has a lifted truck and suck there dick just for a ride to town
A truck slut rides in a lifted truck for a ride somewhere and gives you something in return
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when a girl forcefully sits on a guys penis during intercourse right before hes about to pull out.
bruh, i was at at Tiffany's house and we were fuckin', and when I tried to pull out she garbage trucked me. I think im bout to be a father.
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an oxymoron. the most bad ass vehicle to ever to be hand
crafted by the gods. bad ass god in car form one must be qualified in only one area to drive a baby truck. flipping a bird. When baby truck passes inadequate drivers aka females and slow drivers one must fist pump out the window like champ
Yesterday i saw... baby truck in Ohio, for some reason the
people fist pumped at me.
When i asked chuck norris what kind of car he drove he said "i only drive baby truck"
when i asked kirsten to drive her baby truck she said no that only she had the divine right.
when tyler and kenzie tried to touch baby truck their hands burnt off.
on mean girls when regina george gets hit by a bus, it was really a baby truck in disguise
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