Tit Tuesday

hey, it's a sad day, and you're with your homies and you guys are sad. Suddenly you ask your friend group to ask or post on your story to pop a tit for the boys. Suddenly you get a snap. And it's a tit. You guys hyped up and got happier and thanked the girls who sent tits.

Mark: Man, i'm not feeling well bro
Alex: Why bro?
mark: I don't know man. Maybe we should post and do a story asking a girl to pop a tit for us. That means she would show her breast and pop a tit and make me or us feel better and hyped. It is also Tuesday so it should be tit Tuesday today.
bob: Bet bro

tatty tuesday

Tatty Tuesday is the art of the appreciation of the all mighty vegetable, the potato. Apon every Tuesday one can enjoy the many different ways to consume potato wether that be: Jacket, mashed, boiled, roasted or baked.

Or

Tatty Tuesday can also be when you spot a woman with rather large breasts and it happens to be a Tuesday. Thus making it a Tatty Tuesday.

This jacket potato tastes amazing, thank god for Tatty Tuesday!

Or

Wow Patrik look at that girls tattys over there! Thank od for TATTY TUESDAY!!!!

chicken tuesday

A British staple to the week - chicken (in any form; broiled, barbecued, roasted, or in a stew, as a kiev, or in a sandwich) is eaten as a dinner meal every Tuesday.

This is known to help form a schedule for the week regarding food, meaning you have the right nutrients with chicken as a base.
Chicken Tuesday is more commonly known in the United Kingdom, but countries such as Croatia and Bosnia and Herzegovina also celebrate.

"What are we having for dinner, mum?"
"Are you kidding? It's Chicken Tuesday!"

tuesday boozeday

get drunk on tuesday. tuesday boozeday

it’s tuesday boozeday. let’s get drunk

Tuesdayitis

Where Tuesday, being the second working day of the week has drained your mind of all mental capacity.

I think I have Tuesdayitis, I can't think, and it's Tuesday.

bt tuesday

Baseball Tee Tuesday

The day you wear a baseball tee.
Similar to mcm and wcw except in this case you wear a certain piece of clothing, a baseball tee.

You know what day it is?!

Tuesday?
BT TUESDAYYY

Late Tuesday

When you don’t pull out in time so you just get lube, cum, and shit all over yourself

Dickhead one: so how was it with Jeremy
Dickhead two: oh it was just another Late Tuesday, fluids everywhere