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Something I brought by accident because I thought it would edit my tweets after I posted them
Twitter User 1: "What is Twitter Blue?"
Twitter User 2: "Something I regret buying."
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lyrics that are good for twitter updates, generally talking about one band with multiple songs used in twitter updates
"wow, that band has some good twitter lyrics"
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A nicer way to say mother f****.
Your friend just posted a picture of you naked... MOTHER TWITTER!
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stan twitter is the nicest and least toxic part of twitter and the entire internet. there, everyone gets along and there are no arguments between fandoms.
besides bts twitter, stan twitter is great!
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Phrase used by people who believe the entire world revolves around Twitter.
Weak and sad comeback used by people on Twitter who are embarrassed after having their stupidity thrown back in their face
Phrase used by Samantha Markle in a sad attempt to classify any person who candidly discusses her on Twitter as a criminal.
“You will find everything in my folder marked ‘Twitter Criminals’”, Samantha Markle
These Twitter criminals are dangerous!
I’m a Twitter criminal yo! Jesse Pinkman/Breaking Bad
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The new nickname of Eli Apple, defensive back for the Cincinnati Bengals.
Eli Apple ran his Twitter Fingers all week leading up to the AFC Championship Game, but couldn’t back it up on the field.
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