Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
When you make a response that is so ultimate that it is The Ultimate Response.
"Ha ha! Take that fellow netizen! I just double comboed you with my epic super ultimate response! I call it, The Ultimate Response!"
Must be done with a partner, preferably a significant other.
One person sits on the other person's lap and gives them a lap dance while both people drive the car, the person on the bottom controlling the gas and brakes, and the person on top steering.
Must drive at least 5 miles on an open road, no matter whether or not either person orgasms.
Jenny tried the ultimate driving test with her boyfriend and ended up breaking her arm, she says it's the best sex she's ever had, though.
A place where stupid people gather to share their useless insights on very random things. This server is owned by a childish boy who likes to repeatedly recycle his insults. Given the amount of admins and mods on this server, we might as well give everyone perms.
Jonathan: What are you going to do after school???
Dale: I am going to talk on the Ultimate Idiot Chat
Jonathan: Sounds like you really belong in there...
yo fam, the ultimate boncho fag is on the way here, lets slap this bitch boy up!
Same as Flashpan but just as you drop em you line the ring with wholegrain mustard for a real deep burn.
Have you been ultimate flashpanned?
To call dibs on something that over-rules all other 'shotties' or dibs used in the same sequence.
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'
Tim: 'I shotgun front seat'
Russ: 'I ultimate shotties front seat'
Tim: 'Fuck good shotties'