vagina-dick

An adult male who exhibits the personality traits of a woman, i.e., the vagina, but is a man, i.e a dick. The man acts in a manner that is consistent with female behavioural patterns. Men who enjoy listening to soft, sensual music, such as soulful R&B artists such as Usher, Brian McKnight and Boyz 2 Men are vagina-dicks.

"You like this song?? You're such a vagina-dick!"

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squirtle vagina

when you finger your girlfriend and she squirts like the Pokemon Squirtle.

Bob: dude my girlfriend squirted like squirtle when i fisted her last night

Jack: wow your girlfriend has a squirtle vagina

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vagina storm

A storm of female juices.

One night in the windy city, it wasn't the weather causing the problems it was Beth's vagina storm.

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Lightning Vagina

Never hits in the same place twice.

That bitch is such a whore,she's got a lightning vagina.

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Vagina Napkin

Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.

"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar napkin and runs to ladies room.
Hence, Vagina Napkin.

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vagina bangs

A hairstyle in which there is a part in the bangs directly in the middle of the forehead similar to the way that the female genitalia is split.

Hilary Duff has some crazy vagina bangs

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vagina diplomat

1. Describes a man who is especially skillfull in unravelling the female mind, and can secure, through clever negotiation, consistently attractive sex partners. Also known as a playa-pimp.

"Shit, Mark is a real vagina diplomat. DId you see the piece of ass he took home last night?"

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