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what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!
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A vampire who can only be seen in mirrors.
man1: HOLY DICK! I was brushing my teeth and saw a vampire behind me only to turn around and find nothing but wall!
man2: Twas a double reverse vampire. This is not what I signed up for. *stares off into the distance*
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A teenager in the 21st century who sleeps all day and does most their work at night.This is from possible issues with depression amd anxiety.
Mark is such a 21st century vampire he sleeps so much
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Vampire living in current times. In order to live in modern society and avoid persecution, they conceal their identity. Nobody knows of their existence. They have to stay out of the sun and therefore must work night shift jobs. Modern day vampires are among the poorest and most persecuted people of the developed world.
I am Steve and I am a modern day vampire.
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What a womans vagina looks like right after banging her while she is on the rag.
Sheesh, Kelly had a wicked vampire bat pussy after I finished fucking her.
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It means you are a fuck mothering vampire
I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire
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Call centre staff, telemarketers or other such people who suck the life force out of you by either:
a) Keeping you on hold for a significant portion of your life
b) Incessantly chatter away until you either fall asleep or die from boredom.
John: "Can you believe I was on hold for over 2 hours trying to get my phone connected ?"
Jane: "Yeah, those call centre vampires sucked the life out of me last week trying to sell me long distance. I can't remember anything between Monday and Wednesday "
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