I don't want to ruin our friendship

Polite refusal to engage in sexual activity with a member of the opposite (hell, this is the new millenium, or the SAME) sex.

Amanda turned down Melissa's proposition for a dirty weekend, saying "I don't want to ruin our friendship." Then she deleted Melissa from her Outlook contacts, her cell phone SIM chip and changed her phone number.

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I don't want to ruin our friendship

In other words it means I don't want to go out with you, but I still want to be friends. Often used to let someone down gently.

I don't think we ought to date, I don't want to ruin our friendship

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I'll ski on your lunch if I want

Used as an expression of defiance.

Popularized by the viral video clip 'His Name Is James Bond', which features amusing lyrics detailing the ways in which the titular secret agent is an asshole who basically does what he wants without caring about the consequences.

The lyric runs: "Because I'm suave you can suck it, I'll ski on your lunch if I want/take a walk on the heads of some reptiles, then act heaps nonchalant."

MAN 1: Dude, what the hell are you doing coming out of that bathroom with my wife??

MAN 2: I'll ski on your lunch if I want.

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someone who wants to set you on fire

Her name is probably Maggie. Shes aight.

"Hey do you have someone who wants to set you on fire?"

"Yeah, thats just Maggie "

I don't want to ruin our friendship

Two meanings::
(1) What you say to a friend (female/male) when you don't wanna hook up.

(2) What you say to a friend(female/male) when you do wanna hook up but dont wanna to seem so eager, when in all reality you are.

(1) "I've always liked you, but I don't want to ruin our friendship"

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I don't want to ruin our friendship

Something a girl says when she doesn't really want to go out with you but still wants to be able to get inside of your wallet. Also see I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

'Would you go out with me?'
'I would, but, I really don't want to ruin our friendship..'

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she wants my dick in her mouth

Another term for when a female is sexually interested in you, also meaning:

She likes him.
She digs him.
She wants to fuck him.

Man 1: Dude, oh my gosh, you know that girl Amy? She wants my dick in her mouth.

Man 2: Oh, you mean that fat chick?

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