hav'laz-waste of time

Hebrew origin. Most popular of the year 2004-05 phrase meaning something is fantastic and great.

Friend 1: R u coming to this unbelievable,great party on Friday? I heard it's gona be a total waste of time.
Friend 2: R u kidding, wouldnt miss it 4anything. The girls there will be total waste of time-doesnt get any better then that!

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middle-aged woman wasted

sitting at home by yourself drinking away your insecurities and sorrows.

My boyfriend broke up with me last night; so I'm going home and getting middle-aged woman wasted.

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wasting my flavor

Killing someone's buzz. Getting thrown off course.

Kenny: Yo them honeys are seeking it tonight, and all they got on their minds is some Special K!
Jeff: Who said that
Kenny: *obviously flustered* uhhhhh, MAN JAY WHY YOU GOTTA BE WASTING MY FLAVOR

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School -- waste of my life

Where u do nothing
where old 50 yr old guys try 2 get u
where semi old women try to seduce u in the arts of lerning literature that u dont give a f**k about
where u space out in 5 minutes
where u get laid in the best ways

cant think of anything
skool is pointless

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White Girl Wasted

Haley (a.k.a drunk 1)

The state of rolling around on the ground and being dragged home by your dd. While in this state, you may also ask “can i pee in your truck” (the answer is always no)

“Have you seen drunk 1?”
“Yeah. She’s white girl wasted.”

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White Girl Wasted

White people have the lowest tolerance for alcohol among all major racial groups, and girls have a lower tolerance for alcohol than boys. If a white girl and a black guy both drink half a beer for their first taste of alcohol, the white girl will seem/be significantly "more" drunk. Basically, being White Girl Wasted is when you get really drunk not having a lot of alcohol.

Hannah: Holy shit, how many shots did Rose have? She's passed out!

Katelynne: Like 2, I think.

Hannah: Oh, so she's white girl wasted. She'll be okay.

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White School Girl Wasted

Becoming so intoxicated that you dance like a dirty whore, hook up with several people, become extremely annoying, lose memory, and vomit profusely at the end of the night. After becoming white school girl wasted, females believe that they are much cooler for having doing so and brag to their friends for days.

"Yolanda can't handle her alcohol, and has become white school girl wasted! She's kissing other girls!!"

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