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1-800-elmo-die

The number you call when you see elmo

1-800-ELMO-DIE

by A tit sukr of gay December 23, 2019

14πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kiss the Don's ring, or die

(A phrase from Mario Puzo's The Godfather ) meaning: respect my authority, or else...suffer the negative consequences.

Mother: I refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic, now, kiss the Don's ring, or die trying. Adam, go do your homework.

Adam:get of my planet, at least for now, ill do my homework later.

Mother: okay, but, lol, I'm cutting off your allowance if you don't do your homework at all.

Adam: got that.

by Sexydimma May 3, 2014

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


live by the sword, die by the sword

This expression was adapted from Jesus’ words to His disciple Peter in Matthew 26:52--But Jesus said to him, "Put your sword in its place, for all who take the sword will perish by the sword."

An idiom meaning β€œwhat goes around comes around.” More to the point, β€œif you use violent, forceful, or underhanded methods against other people, you can expect those same methods to be used against you.”

A person who lives violently will probably at some point be killed in a violent manner.

The expression "live by the sword, die by the sword" was contemporized to "live by the gun, die by the gun."

by KindleRashod April 9, 2018

29πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


life sucks and then you die.

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.

Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."

by lukewarmocha October 7, 2010

158πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Wanna die a lil' bit

1) A question proposed to a person who's goals are unclear with the purpose of finding out to what degree they would like to die.

2) A phrase used threateningly to discourage the intended person(s) from acting out any ideas they might have that you find disruptive or in anyway harmful. (spiritually, physically, mentally)

JErk: *steals yo' dollars*

Kid: Gimme my dollars back unless you wanna die a lil' bit.

by Jim Balooshi II June 28, 2016


stupid dumbass that should die

a stupid dumbass that looks like nikocado

chloe: you’re such a stupid dumbass that should die!

jacob: i know… im so emo and fat.. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by saturnn <3 October 7, 2022


Die in hell vsco girls

Vsco girls. WHERE DO I START?! They have their stupid β€˜baggy shirts’”HAVE YOU STOLE THAT OFF YOUR FATHER DAISY?!” Is what I’d say to my daughter, if I had one, they deserve to burn in hell with their stupid β€˜sksksksk’ & their β€œAnd I oop-β€œ like what does that even mean?!

Vsco girl: sksksksk and I oop-

Me: burn in hell may the power of Christ compel you!
Vsco girl: no I am VSCO
-yeets the vsco girl to Japan-

Me:KONICHIWAAAA
Me: die in hell vsco girls

by I like rusty spoons October 29, 2019