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Mega black cock makes him happy
William is gay because he likes men
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Hated by English students worldwide.
He is supposed to be the greatest playwright to have ever lived in spite of being in dire need of a spell check.
WARNING: Shakespeare may be safe or even beneficial when consumed in homeopathic quantities, but can cause permanent brain damage in larger doses.
William Shakespeare: Much Ado About Nothing.
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A famous women's tennis player who is also a terrible sore loser.
Enjoys blaming external factors when up against better players.
Most recent example : US Open 2018 Finals vs Naomi Osaka
Wow, did you see how Serena Williams broke down like a complete child after being beaten by a better player?
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A Massive N-O-N-C-E
"Look that guys is such a William Allen"
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The greatest satisfaction that could ever exist. The most phenomenal experience one might ever have. In other words perfect.
Last night's antics were as good as rowing with William!
The sex was BETTER than rowing with William!
How amazing was it on a scale of one to ten rowing with William?
How was the exam?
It was more like rowing with Joel.
I am as good as rowing with William.
Rowing with William was as good as actually rowing with William
amazing lush phenomenal
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A sweet, caring, deep guy. One who's extremely cute but doesn't show off, although he can be cocky he is the most playful guy ever. He's a jock, and he maintains friendships with his exes. A Robert Williams is your ideal best friend, and for those lucky girls out there, boyfriend. And a Robert Williams is always there for you and will always love you for what you are.
Girl- Omg, that boy is sooo cute
Girl 2- He's a total Robert Williams. He's, like, the sweetest boy on earth.
Girl- Oooh, looks like someone's falling for her best friend!
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The best headbanger in the world. I mean seriously, she needs a trophy! She is so amazing and I love her to pieces. She's the singer out of a band called Paramore (My favourite band!) and she is forever changing her hair colour. At the moment it is currently Red but she has had it; Blonde, Orange, Ginger, Pink, Black, Yellow, Brown, Auburn and she has also had abit of blue in with her blonde hair before. Personally, she is my idol. I love her to bits and if I wasn't straight and she wasn't straight, then yeah, I'd marry her :D. I think if I was to actually meet her, then I would die!
1: Have you seen the girl singer out of Paramore?
2: Is she the one with the orange hair?
1: Yeah, She headbangs alot too, She's amazing at it
2: I agree, I'm suprised she doesn't get a bad neck.
1: Have you seen Hayley's new hair colour?
2: Yeah, It's pink right?
1: No, It's red!
2: Oh, She dyed it again then!
1: Have you seen that awesome girl from Paramore?
2: Hayley Williams?
1: Yeah
2: Duh, everyones seen her, She's just amazing.
1: I'd so turn bi-sexual for her
2: I think everybody would!
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