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An imaginary place where teenagers (commonly guys) believe to be placed in when a girl just wants to be friends with him. This is the place where guys are placed when the guy expects that he will have sex with a girl if he is nice to her. He is friendly to a woman in hopes that she will have sex with him. They believe that she mistakes his friendliness for friendliness and befriends him, neglecting to show you her vagina. Then they proceed to complain about it on the internet.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Held the door open for a girl, can't believe I didn't get a blowjob. She obviously friend zoned me.
Scenario 2:
Guy: What do you mean you aren't going to have sex with me?! I was being nice to you!! Wow, I can't believe you are putting me in the friend zone.
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The future secondary of the Florida Gators! Meaning no one will be able to pass the ball on them.
The Florida Gators have the number one pass defense in the country thanks to their strictly enforced No Fly Zone.
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The term men use to blame their own shallowness on women.
A girl makes a new friend who happens to be a guy, and he's really nice all the time and she thinks, wow, I have a really good friend. But it turns out the guy isn't interested in friendship, all he wants is to "get some".
Oftentimes, when the guy realizes that he's not going to "score" (how long that takes can vary), he suddenly drops his feigned friendship and moves on to other targets. The girl is left wondering what she did wrong to make such a good friendship fall apart, but of course what really happened was was that the girl had made the mistake of seeing the guy as a real person worthy of her friendship while the guy had only ever seen her as an object.
The guy justifies his behavior by getting together with his buddies and whining about being put in the "friend zone" so that he gets to feel like he's the victim.
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The area around one's computer where if food is placed, it will be completely consumed. This applies to drinks as well.
I need to get these Sour Patch Kids out of my munch zone, or else they won't last the day.
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When a male or female call their bestfriend "bestfriend" when the two people like each other.
We both like each other, but she calls "bestfriend" a lot. Which this puts me in the bestfriend-zone.
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a girl who does all the stuff your mom would do for you
Karina friend zoned me, so I mom zoned her.
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The friends zone is when a girl is not sexily interested in you. You are then labeled as just friend and it is hard to get out of. This is something you should avoid. But if this dose happen the it is just up to luck for you to get out of.
Tim: I met this girl and i really like her but she thinks we are just friends.
Bob: Well my friend you are fucked because that is called the friends zone.
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