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Niggling depression
Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.
Mom- "Can you take your nigga out?"
You- "I can't, I have niggling depression."
After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
An almighty duck from the Ducko family tree
This Ducko is quite Depressed
What a Depressed Ducko
The act of sliding one's face down self across the floor using only one's hands. This action is often used when upset or done with life.
"I was so upset that I depressed whaled all the way across the kitchen floor."
"Look at her! She's so done she's depressed whaling!"
What happens to dogs, who don't like their names.
Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
That moment when you realize you're never going to meet Richie Tozier because he's a fictional character
I watch IT and I see Richie Tozier and now I have Richie Depression