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A person who always twists their face in a weird way in selfies in order to look attractive but fails..instead looks like a half eaten bag of chips.
Jazmine looks like a crinkle cut hoe bag today with that horrible lipstick
While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.
I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.
A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.
The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
When you frantically have to re-arrange items in suitcases when weighing your bags at the airport.
When we traveled on vacation, my wife and I had to play Bag Jenga to get both our suitcases under the allowed weight.
A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.
I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.
Someone who is puffed up or mad "bulled up"like a bulldog.. A bull bag.
Don't be a bull bag
Jason: Yo Lucas, see that girl?
Lucas: Ya
Justin: Why don't you bag dat?