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masturbating.
Jacking off.
Beating the meat.
Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!
used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
i literally cant be any more specific.
How can i make "ONE RED CAR" more specific? I Literally cant!
June 24, 2027, time for the seaqual
“Terrorist” 1: You know the plan we had for the One World Trade Center?
“Terrorist” 2: Yup, I’m ready.
The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
An idiom describing a situation where individuals fleeing a repressive country, seeking refuge in another, find themselves in an equally or even more dangerous environment.
The refugees are going from one hell to a slaughterhouse if something isn't done quickly.
To deliver a turd so large that you have to stand up off the pan in order to achieve maximum length.
To leave a turd standing up like a telegraph pole when you drop it.
‘Mate you were a long time in the toilet’
‘Yeah I’ve just stood one up, you should see it, it was magnificent’