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This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
A term used to describe getting changed in your sleeping bag on a camping trip or sleepover. The term is derived from the shuffling and rolling motions someone makes while doing the sleeping bag shuffle.
Person 1: where can I get changed?
Person 2: You can use the bathroom. Or you could do the sleeping bag shuffle.
Female equivalent of a 'Turkey Slap'. The act of being slapped across the face by an oversize clitoris.
She really put me in my place last night after I gave her attitude. She whipped out that squid leg of a clit and bean bagged the fuck out of me
The female act of rubbing the clitoris on the face of another in jest. This act is generally void of intimacy.
"Bro I was so wasted and this girl straight bean bagged me"
"Buddy was passed out and this chick whipped out her goya and bean bagged him"
A condom
Hand me a completion bag so we can get this party started
Someone who is not only a hardcore video gamer, but a complete douche bag- especially while playing.
I thought Mike was going to the bars with us
No- he's a video bag.
When you rip a ripe fart and you feel a tickling sensation on your dick and/or balls, otherwise known as your bag. For girls if you feel the sensation on your pussy it’s a bag tickler.
Howard: Ahh god I had way too much edibles.
*farts*
I felt that on my balls
Callisto: Must’ve been a bag tickler.
Mohammed: That’s nasty.
Trevor: *looking at the night sky baked out of his fuckin’ mind* I need new friends and a new bong.