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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.

"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"

by Someone who kinda exists September 18, 2021


black market social media

Social media that is not easily found by non-millennials.

Ex. VSCO

Millennials love their black market social media that no one has ever heard of!

by Hannied November 2, 2018


big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗

“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “

by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023

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Pot Black

A Perth-based slang, originated from Subiaco, to describe a selfish, stingy but greedy person that often disregards everyone else’s needs.

Staff to Mr. CEO: Hey where is the staff party you mention?

Mr. CEO: It’s Pot Black cos I have used most of the budget towards renovating MY office!!!

by Small Cat Group September 30, 2022


Pot Black

A West Perth-based local (Aussie) slang for someone who runs a high revenue business and makes lots of money but is stingy when it comes to staff development and expenses.

Staff to Mr. CEO: Hey where are we going to have our annual celebration this year?

Mr. CEO: It’s going to be Pot Black cos I have allocated most of the budget for this year towards renovating my office!

by Small Cat Group September 20, 2022


punk ass black bitch

A black person who acts like a thug but is really white washed and gets no bitches specially lightskins mostly the ones named sammy

Sammy:punk ass white boy ill crush you on ahk

His freind: punk ass black bitch

by Slime goon draco October 15, 2023


Black mamba man

A absolute hero making bangers such as jefree and the corona virus ( very sexy man)

Black mamba man is so wonderful a truly great musician

by Jefree lover 6969 March 10, 2020