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Egg White Facial

During sexual activity, preceding male ejaculation, an open flame blowtorch is lit and held directly in front of the penis. During ejaculation, the semen is heated and congeals into an egg-like solid. The resulting semen is to land on ones face toi complete the sex act.

*note, if the dick tip is burnt during the act, it is considered a hard-boiled egg white facial

"Hey gurl, wanna do an egg white facial? I have a blowtorch and a dick ;)"

"FUCK. The egg white facial burns so good. Great job babe!"

by P00pyP00Pee May 14, 2019


Pastey white

A not-so-subtle racist white person

Trump is pastey white under all that orange dye

by Aaron Burr July 3, 2017


White bread mom

White bread mom

went over to Chris's families house for Thankgiving and the dinner was great, typical, fairly predictable straight forward perfect white bread mom style turky day dinner

by Mead's Mead November 27, 2023


white girl syndrome

A syndrome in which cisgender men are only attracted to white girls typically found in college bars with crop tops, skinny jeans, and air force 1’s.

Identifiable by their clumpy mascara, a fake tan, and bleached hair.

guy 1: Bro look at this girl on instagram. She is exactly my type.

guy 2: Yeah bro, of course she’s your type. You got white girl syndrome.

by suzmae January 30, 2022


White Peanutbutter

When a male or a female cums into a emptied out peanutbutter jar and puts it in a fridge for a few days and takes it out and eats it and ut has the same consistency as peanut butter

And you can spread it on bread or your cock for your dog to lick it off

Man she gave me the ol' White Peanutbutter last week

by WhitePeanuts November 25, 2018


Speak white

What some English-speaking Canadians say to French-speaking Canadians. Utterly racist and absurd, for Mediterranean people are white.

- Oui, bonjour, monsieur, je voudrais...
- Speak white, you bastard!
- Wait, aren't we in Montréal, Québec?
- That's Mont-reel and Kwe-beck, you non-white speaker!
- I'm actually whiter than you, buy okay... connard.

by Chón August 27, 2024


White-Box Theory

Afterlife is a white-box that is the center of creation. All celestial bodies and lifeforms (like black holes, stars ; humans, and all other animals) are in this space along with anything that has been created or could be created by somebody. There is no book related to the White-Box Theory, this post is all there is. (so far ig)

Person 1: "What do you think happens after death?"
Person 2: "I believe in the White-Box Theory"
Person 1: "tf is that"
Person 2: "Search it up on urban dictionary, I just wanna go to sleep"

by Iridescent_Iris March 19, 2024