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When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison
I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump
Making your partner cum twice before you do, so you come in third.
God she was so hot...I thought it would just be a quickie, but I decided I was going for the bronze as soon as she got naked.
Its the opposite to coming out. So when you are feeling straight again. You are going in.
Jenna: I'm no longer gay
Jasmine: You're going-in?
Jenna: yeah bro.
Advice that someone gives you in a time of need, but is completely useless because it’s so obvious.
Dude1: « do you know where the tv remote went ? »
Dude 2: « did you look in between the cushions ? »
Dude1: (sarcasticly)Thanks, dude! That’s some real don’t-let-go advice right there ! »
The answer is 11:00 p.m. If you go to bed then you are 🏳️ 🌈 Happy Pride ig
What time do gay people go to sleep?
Lilli: Im going to bed.
Amelia: Omg it’s 11:00
Lilli: What?
Amelia: The time the gays go to sleep
Lilli: Omg
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reaching sexual climax but immediately afterwards going back in, for seconds, if you will.
"I don't care bitch! I'm Going Back For Seconds!"
Slang for getting laid. Frequently used as a question: "Do you want to go for a ride?"
Used in Northern Ireland and Ireland.
"Hey Tommy, do you want to go for a ride, for old time's sake?"